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1.0 Inherited trauma as compulsive self-destruction. 

2.0 A simple alcohol; AKA drinking alcohol 

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5.0 CASE STUDY: ALICE

ETHANOL CONSUMPTION: COMPULSIVE

METHOD: w/ RED BULL

SUBSEQUENT BEHAVIOR: DISRUPTIVE, RECKLESS, PLAYFUL

LONG TERM EFFECTS: PARANOIA, DISSOCIATION

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6.0 CASE STUDY: OLD MADGE

ETHANOL CONSUMPTION: ROUTINE

METHOD: NEAT

SUBSEQUENT BEHAVIOR: SADISTIC

LONG TERM EFFECTS: SEVERELY UNDERMINES IMMORTALITY

7.0 CASE STUDY: THE GIRL

ETHANOL CONSUMPTION: SOCIAL

METHOD: w/ CLUB SODA 

SUBSEQUENT BEHAVIOR: NIHILISTIC

LONG TERM EFFECTS: ACUTE MEMORY LOSS, INSOMNIA

8.0 CASE STUDY: RED JAMES

ETHANOL CONSUMPTION: ALONE

METHOD: w/ STORE BRAND COCA-COLA 

SUBSEQUENT BEHAVIOR: COWARDLY

LONG TERM EFFECTS: ANXIETY, AGORAPHOBIA