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ETHANOL

EARTH'S #1 CHOICE

FOR DISTRACTION AND

DISSOCIATION

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Parisian trio Oracle Sisters released "Asc. Scorpio", described by The Wild Honey Pie dot com as "suggest[ing] that in any cultural moment, pain is punctuated by joy, and the joy is what we're attempting to hang on to." 

As ever, Oracle Sisters, sonically and thematically, balance nostalgia and reverence for the past, with intrepid progress into the future. 

fact: "Asc. Scorpio" was written after guitarist Lewis Lazar was stung by a scorpion in Jamaica.  

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Pop alien MADGE has announced their forthcoming single "ETHANOL", scheduled for release 04.08.2020. The single explores inherited trauma manifesting in the present as compulsive self-destruction, often fuelled by heavy consumption of [REDACTED]. 

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In light of the recent spike in stings, new guidelines for the treatment of scorpion stings have been announced: 

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